Stork'd This is what happens if you go Skinny Dipping during Adult Swim at the Gene Pool.

All I gotta say is that I feel like I'm in backwards town that is trying to look sparkly.

Not only were hick one and hick two embarassing their respective wives, but the tour guide was positively ridiculous. Did you know your wife won't speak to you if you don't bring HER a present for giving birth? I didn't know that either. I guess Peter is lucky. I still speak to him. He didn't give me anything for having Ingrid!

Wow! You get to labor and deliver in the same room! How novel! And use a birthing ball if you want! And have a squat bar! Okay, so it's not giving birth on the exam table in your doctors office, but most places that actually have a maternity ward have those things don't they? I'm just jaded because I birthed in the big city before, I'm sure, but the lady that gave the tour tried to make it seem like this was all cutting edge stuff. A tv in the labor and delivery room!  I'm sure it gets local channels, too!