Stork'd This is what happens if you go Skinny Dipping during Adult Swim at the Gene Pool.

I finally got the guest bedroom situated the way that I want it, and the final steps are to get the box of old girl baby clothes and my filing box downstairs, vacuum the floor, and buy a blanket for the bed (it has sheets).

I've been really irritated that I can't do too much. If I do a lot of activity I start having contractions. I'm not willing to give birth before Feb 27th at the earliest. My dad will be here by then to help take care of Ingrid.

With less than a month to go before our newest arrival makes his debut, the wild speculations in the household have been flying. My wife and I decided to put our money where our mouths were and post them online to see who gets the most victory points come D-Day. What the winner of our running bet will get is still up for debate, but the gauntlet is definitely thrown down.

Our Prediction Categories:

1. Date our child is born
2. Time of day our child is born
3. Number of hours in labor
4. How much he weighs
5. Hair color
6. Eye Color
7. Eyebrows (Daddy's or Mommy's)
8. Torso Length
9. Whether Mom gets pooped on in the delivery room (Ingrid set the benchmark)